WE TRIED,

[montague nicholas fitzgerald]

MEET MY BABY: MONTAGUE (THAT'S MONT-AH-GÜE) ALTHOUGH HE REALLY PREFERS TO BE CALLED MONTY (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS). MONTY HERE IS A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD JUNIOR AND HE'S JUST RECENTLY DONE A MID-YEAR TRANSFER TO ROCHESTER ACADEMY. YOU SEE, MONTY'S A BIT OF A REBEL: HE'S GOTTEN KICKED OUT OF SIX BOARDING SCHOOLS (AND COUNTING) FOR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING-- FROM RUNNING A LAMINATING PRESS IN HIS DORM ROOM AND DISTRIBUTING FAKE I.D'S TO HIS PEERS (VERY AUTHENTIC LOOKING FAKE I.D'S, MIGHT I ADD) TO SETTING THE HEADMASTER'S CAR ON FIRE TO FAILING, IT'S A WONDER WHY ANY SCHOOL WOULD WANT HIM. THE ONLY REASON HE WAS ADMITTED TO ROCHESTER IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE OF THE LARGE SUMS OF MONEY HIS PARENTS PUT INTO THE DAMN SCHOOL. THAT, AND HE'S A FREAKING GENIUS (ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T LIKE TO LET ON).

FRIENDS: MONTY IS A LONE WOLF. USUALLY, HE HATES THE PEOPLE IN HIS BOARDING SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL PRETENTIOUS, RICH BASTARDS AND HE HATES FAKE PEOPLE. THERE WILL BE THE RANDOM MATE HERE AND THERE (THE PEOPLE HE FINDS TOLERABLE AND NOT-SO ANNOYING) BUT MAINLY IT'S JUST HIM AND HIS SHENANIGANS. HE'S THAT GUY EVERYONE LIKES BUT NOBODY KNOWS- MYSTERIOUS, IF YOU WILL. AND HE LIKES TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. HE DOESN'T LIKE LETTING ANYONE IN, WHICH IS WHY HE IS A TERRIFIC LIAR. MONTY COULD PRETTY MUCH SELL A WAD OF USED GUM TO ANYONE, HE'S SO GOOD. AND IT'S NOT REALLY LIES AS SO MUCH AS TALL TALES. HE CAN MAKE A STORY OUT OF ANYTHING, AND HE'LL CONVINCE YOU TOO. HE HAS A BLOODY WILD IMAGINATION, THAT'S FOR SURE. AND HE USUALLY JUST MAKES UP STORIES FOR HIS OWN ENTERAINMENT. SO I SEE MANY ACQUAINTANCES AND PEERS FOR MONTY-- HE REALLY IS A HILARIOUS SONOVAGUN. A PARTNER IN CRIME, PERHAPS? I WANT SOMETHING EPIC HERE, IT'D BE NICE TO SEE HIM HAVE AT LEAST ONE BEST FRIEND WHO HE FINALLY OPENS UP TO. C:

ENEMIES: HE MAY TELL TALL TALES, BUT IN A WAY HE'S BRUTALLY HONEST. HE'S A PARADOX IN HIMSELF, REALLY XD AND SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT LIKE HIS HONESTY. ESPECIALLY PRETENTIOUS GITS; BECAUSE HE WILL TELL YOU IF YOU ARE. LITERALLY. MONTY HAS A FEW BRUISES FROM BEING PUNCHED OUT :9. HE ISN'T AFRAID TO FIGHT BUT HE'S AS STRONG AS A FREAKING TWIG, SO YEAH, HE'D MOST LIKELY LOSE THE BATTLE OF BRAWN. I LOVE ENEMIES SO SOMETHING JUICY, YES?

LOVERS: MONTY IS CHARMING WHEN HE WANTS TO BE AND IS A NOTORIOUS FLIRT- BUT DESPITE BEING A HORMONE-CRAZED TEENAGED BOY, HE IS STILL A VIRGIN AND, AS IT SEEMS, HE HAS NEVER REALLY BEEN IN LOVE. HE LOVES GIRLS AND CHASING AFTER THEM AND "WOO-ING" THEM; HE GETS A CRACK OUT OF IT. BUT, HE ALSO GETS BORED REALLY EASILY AND HE CAN BE QUIET CLUELESS WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS. HE'S THE GUY WHO WOULD BREAK HEARTS WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT. SO LET'S MAKE IT SUPERAWESOMEFOXYHOT, KAY? ALL I ASK IS NO FINALS :3

SO SEX HIM UP!

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